I need a Mother

I need a red wine vinegar mother. Anyone in Nashville got a mother? Can you share your mother with me?

what is a vinegar mother?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar

here is Kim's take on vinegar:
http://www.gangofpour.com/diversions/vinegar/vinegar1.html

here is the man's take on vinegar:
http://www.vinegarman.com/VinegarMaking.shtm