Could I be Violet Beauregarde?
It was Thursday, I had to renew my license, go vote, jog, and get a massage. I took a few vacation hours to get those things done. It took a lot shorter time to vote and renew my license and I had an extra 2 hours on my hands, so I drove back the super secret blueberry patch to pick more blueberries! Oh my, the vision of bunches of blueberries hanging from the branches was a site to be seen! The bushes were purple with blueberries, and I was picking them off by the handfuls, as I skipped down the blueberry bush lanes in my flip-flops. Flip-flop Yippeee! Flip-flop Yippeee! There were so many berries that were at the peak of ripeness, and they were so sweet. I kept on eating and picking, picking and eat the blueberries! I think I am turning into a GIANT BLUEBERRY!